Butterfly...

Well, first of all, I promise that I never used this one for a Facebook status update, and I didn't tell too many people about it. You'll love me for this someday! :) The details? Well, you were running around nude for a little while, and you decided to play with your "boy parts" some. You were very fascinated that you could tuck it back inside of itself. You then proceeded to tell me: "If it stays inside for 5 minutes, it will come out a butterfly!" You then counted to 5, so I think you meant seconds. Regardless, it was one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my life!